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Heidi Klum's breasts are a shining beacon of capitalism

Supermodel Heidi Klum does an insane amount of breast jiggling in this new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour edition. Basically, she's in nothing but a bra and panties* reenacting Tom Cruise's dance scene from Risky Business. My sources tell me Tom found Heidi's rendition to be "yucky" - then instructed Katie Holmes to grow a mustache. I should state for the record my source is a ham sandwich, but he looks reliable. Thanks to Allison who makes Ms. Pac-Man look like a yellow gumball with....

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