Dear Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt,
I regret to inform you that your dopey mugs will no longer be featured on The Superficial.
After conducting a thoroughly scientific survey where I let people call you assholes, it's been almost unanimously determined our readers prefer the STD Tower of Lank above over you two. Let me repeat that: PEOPLE WOULD RATHER READ ABOUT PARIS HILTON THAN LOOK AT YOUR FACES. Frankly, I don't even know how someone accomplishes such a feat, but you two pulled off in sp....
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
