Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to get in the ring and punch the press-whore out of him. The auction starts at $5,000 with all proceeds going to charity, according to FOX News:
Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects a big turnout.
"Anybody who jumps into the ring with Michael Lohan will become famous," Cohen said. "Maybe you'll get one of Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriends who'll try and impress Lindsay by beating up her father. Who knows? ... You might get Samantha Rons....
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