Yesterday, I tried to call my local branch of HSBC. No, I am not a direct personal banking customer of theirs (although I do bank with first direct), but I had gone in there last week to specially present a cheque which a slimebucket who owed me money had written a while ago and postdated.
I was parked on the M25, so I thought that I would make use of my time and see what was hapening with my cheque. Well, I now have some idea of what the grand inquisition was like.
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