On Monday Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the mule the next day.On Tuesday Luke drove up and said, "Sorry, Fred, but I have some bad news. The mule died."Fred: Well, then, just give me my money back.Luke: Cant do that. I went and spent it already.Fred: Well, OK then. Just unload the mule.Luke: What ya gonna do with a dead mule?Fred: Im going to raffle him off.Luke: You cant raffle off a dead mule!Fred: Sure I....




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