The Olympic Village would be replaced with the Olympic Trailer Park.The opening Ceremony would be a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle rockets.Doves released during opening ceremonies would be promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.The big event would be the 100m Cousinchase.Another big event would be moonshine making.The decathlon would be cancelled because no one would know what it meant.Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers would shoot at muskrats and ATF agen....
Redneck Jokes, Humor and Satire
