Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them ! Why was the head teacher worried ? Because there were so many rulers in the school ! Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there ! Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow ?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass ! Teacher: What is "cant&quo....
School Jokes Humor and Satire
