A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife.The store manager tells him he has just what hes looking for; a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesnt seem to be much for singing. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter.The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under....
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
