You have a kiddie wading pool in the yard, but no small children. Lintwheels are on your shopping list every week. You have baby gates permanently installed at strategic places around the house, but no babies. The trash basket is more or less permanently installed in the kitchen sink, to keep the dog out of it while youre at work. You cant see out the passenger side of the windshield because there are nose-prints all over the inside. You like people who like your dog. You despise people who don....




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