This housewife got tired of being alone every day since her husband was at work and her three daughters were in school, so she decided to get a pet to keep her company. She walks into the local pet store and explains her situation to the clerk and tells him that she wants a talking parrot.The clerk thinks for a minute and then tells her that they do have one talking parrot, but that she wouldnt like him."Why not?" she asks."Well, he has been around a bit and has picked up some co....
