Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze? Pupil: Hot water!Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days?Pupil: All of them! Why was the head teacher worried? Because there were so many rulers in the school! Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there! Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be?Pupil: Stale! Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only....
School Jokes Humor and Satire
