Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th bag some chickens."If I guesses how many they are, can I have one if ya guesses right and Ill give you both of them.""OK. Ummmmm...five?"
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