A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived."My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK maam officer, Im just fine" the blonde chirped."Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car."Officer, it was ....
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