Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail.When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.Ive been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let em bloat!I bought my grandmother a Seeing Eye dog. But hes a little sadistic. He does impressions of cars s....
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
