Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!Life is like a dogsled team. If you aint the lead dog, the scenery never changes.There are three faithful friends--an old wife, an old dog and ready money.The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter. One of them says to the other, "How do you like that? Pay toilets!"They say the dog is mans best friend. I dont believe that. How many of you....
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
