A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten oclock. Ten oclock came and went; no plumber; eleven oclock, twelve oclock, one oclock; no plumber.She concluded he wasnt coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.He knocked on the door; the ladys parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"He replied, "Its the plumber."He thought it was the lady whod said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to ....
