Mrs. Johnson phoned the plummer because her dishwasher quit working. He couldnt accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "Ill leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and Ill mail you a check. By the way, I have a large doberman inside named Killer; he wont bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ig....
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
