A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dogs cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "lets have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "Im going to have to put him down." "What? Because hes cross-eyed?" "No, because hes really heavy"
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
