The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Youve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, watch this!" Youve got more than one brother named, "Darryl." Your Junior/Senior Prom had a day care. You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines.....
Redneck Jokes, Humor and Satire
