Why can't little Tiffany learn to program? What happened to the American genius for math? I've been wondering about this for a long time, but suddenly I saw the cause during the World Series last night.
Imagine a computer that runs on chewing tobacco. Shouldn't be that hard -- just picture your basic Major League Baseball manager, leaning on the dugout rail. He looks worried. Then he spits. That one.
Now, if you could look inside the heads of the two guys running the contenders ....

