Um, apparently the Crab (Patrick Duffy's BFF) lost his virginity to Dame Judi Dench, who, in addition to having a penchant for cross-species sex, also has sticky fingers when it comes to prescription drugs. Patrick, on the other hand, lost his virginity to a girl who smelled like corn chips.
Of course this isn't the first time the Crab has one-upped Patrick by getting down. When the pair talked threesomes a few weeks back, the carnal crustacean claimed he, Courtney Cox and the ward....
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