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Get Your Christmas Shopping Done Early, Xenu Lovers!

We've just gotten our hands on where Tom Cruise is gonna be ordering all his Xmas gifts! The Scientology Holiday Catalog has all kinds of high-priced BS goodies for your and your loved ones! The collection of 18 "Nigerian goatskin" bounded books of "The Basics" is going for a mere $2,000 or you can get your very own E-Meter for $4,650! And if you've already achieved the status of "Clear," why not reward yourself with a bracelet made just for you? Seriously, the bracelets are for "Clear" peopl....

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