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Day 13: Juice of Affliction, Chili of Salvation

In the end days of my two-week liver cleanse I finally have the right juice. 100% cranberry and nothing but. Despite my anger at Oceansprays highly misleading labeling, I am now officially relieved I served most of my sentence in blissful ignorance. Actual cranberry juice is not just tart, its violently astringent. I poured a scant two inches in the bottom of my 32-ounce bottle and filled the rest with water. The juice is so concentrated the color did not change. The cleanse instructions were t....

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