A turkey was talking to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just havent got the energy.""Well, why dont you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "Theyre packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of manure and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.The next day, after eating some more manure, he reached the second branch.Finally aft....
Animal Jokes, Humor and Satire
