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Market & Election Funnies

Hey, so I had a bad posting day. Sort of like a bad hair day. Sorry for the confusion. Here's some fun stuff to make up for it:On the marketsCFO -- Corporate Fraud OfficerBULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors we....

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