Tonight's Something Before Bed is the thirtieth edition of our segment. Happy Birthday Something Before Bed!I'm an Angry American now, it worked. Wait, I already was one.See? Buying a Hummer not only destroys the environment but also tells everyone around you that you have a small dick.Here is a great site called Freedom Counter. One guess what it counts down to.And here I thought my mom and I were the only ones that played this game. Extra points if you take them out in a pack. Bonus rounds if....

