So I???m sitting back and actually managing to relax on the absurdly overpriced express train from Boston back to New York when every travelers worst nightmare ??? two bleached-blonde children under the age of five are plopped down in front of me. The parents then notice I???m actually sitting at the four-person table and move on in anyway. ???I???ll move so you can all sit together,??? I offer. ???No, no it???s okay,??? the unusually good-looking father says. I???m attracted to him. This is wr....

