Last night I drank champagne like it was my job starting at 8 o???clock. A really BAD idea considering it was a Wednesday night. The night culminated at the center table (i.e. the table where you get wet and the performers pull you on stage and humiliate you) of The Box aka The Vortex. It???s fascinating how many hours get lost in that place. You follow the MC???s instructions to get retarded, get sucked in watching the show, see some S&M and a song or dance or two and it???s 5 a.m. Noteworthy ....

