1. Promo-Guards: What is a promotional bodyguard? I???m not an authority, but it???s a newer concept, utilized by the especially rich and douchey. Basically, it???s when some pathetic socialite / celebutant hires a bodyguard to come out with her at night ??? even though she???s not famous and no one would even waste their time hiring a hit man to kill her. Her presence on this planet is just not significant enough for people to even want to harm her, yet she goes out with a bodyguard for attent....
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