To my male readers, apologies in advance since this (like my faux purse article) might not interest you in that same burning, passionate way my usual writing about drunk women making fools of themselves does. I plan on partying in the Manhattan clubbing jungle this evening, and will hopefully procure some worthwhile stories. So I promise to make this up to you tomorrow. Ladies, below are some questions I???ve received from friends and from you via email and comments. Here are my personal tips ....

