Highlight #1 occurred early in the evening when Bartok and I were playing a little game I like to call ???try on every piece of clothing each of us owns at least twice.??? Being the irresponsible influence I am, I kept trying to get her into dresses that fell five inches from her waist. Finally, she came into my room in a stunning, strapless, black number that was a booty-short-necessary length. I dropped my hairbrush in joy and pointed at her vehemently, ???YES! Wear this one.??? Bartok then i....
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