Between the DJ???s shrieking siren-like music that depletes your hearing, the patrons cigarette smoke and the club???s fog machine which hinder your eyesight, and the mass-consumed alcohol that well, slows your brain to snail speed, I think it???s a miracle we all get home remotely intact at the end of a big night out. It???s all drunken fun and games until someone loses an eye. Here???s my complied list of lethal party moments:1. Number one has to be when my extremely drunken, wild-days ex, we....
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