The caf?? Emilio asked me to meet him at was extremely generic, uninteresting, and practically empty. He had been so abrupt on the phone that I still had no idea if I was waiting for him inside, on the street or in his jeep. Needless to say, there aren???t many white SUV???s in Milan, so I figured I???d be able to spot him pretty easily. I waited, and waited. He was definitely over half an hour late. I heaved a sigh and decided I better go home and start considering potential Italian spouses si....

