Written by G. Martin
For those of a certain age, the phrase the year 2000 still sounds futuristic even though it was nine whole years ago (as usual, Conan OBrien knows what hes talking about). But now that weve lived through almost an entire decade of the Oughts, one cant help but wonder, Where the fuck is the future?! Certain technological developments should have occurred by this point in history and we are still waiting. Cars are still miserably earthbound. Fashion has not been whittled dow....

