Episode 064 - The Two-in-One.

Twinkie Beyond: The Two-in-One. This episode fueled by a fifty dollar fill-up. In this episode, Twinkie Beyond: The Host covers the following topics: Summertime in Maryland sucks. Seriously. Watch LOST. Time to get my oil changed. Some drunken bitch hit my car. I like to gamble. [Note to self: I told the story of my 21st birthday. Tell it again.] THE iRIVER GIVES OUT. Heres another episode! Beer run!!! I really, really like Jagermeister. Bubble Tea run!!! A quick soundseeing tour of the Mall: Underaged chicks are incredibly hot. Sushi run!!! A quick soundseeing tour of me walking into the sushi restaurant. I recorded about 45 minutes of episode as soon as I stepped into my car after work. The first 14 minutes or so are here. The last 31 are nowhere to be found because the battery on my iRiver decided to die just as I was about to press the Thanks, Im done button. So fuck you, Energizer. So I tacked on a FULL 35-minute episode that I was never going to put out even though its kinda okay. It starts with a beer run recap then a fruitless trip to the Mall. Then I gets me somes sushis. Then I stop talking. Hit me up at twinkiebeyond@gmail.com! ~ Jackie