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MySpace Trial: Jurors Wanted A Harsher Sentence For Lori Drew [Drew No Blood]
25-year old Valentina Kunasz, thejJury forewoman in the recently-wrapped Lori Drew trial, says she can't stop thinking about Megan Meier. "I still have dreams about the testimony," Kunasz admits, according to Wired. Because of her emotional reaction, Kunasz says that she and the other jurors wanted ...
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The O Ring [How Dare He?]
The NY Post reports that Barack Obama has bought Michelle Obama a rare $30,000 diamond-encrusted rhodium ring from Giovanni Bosco as a "thank you" gift for putting up with his 2-year national campaign for the Presidency. Predictably, there's some outrage from the conservative Post, which notes that ...
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Brad Pitt Pals Around With Tinseltown Terrorists [Snap Judgment]
[New Orleans, December 1. Image via INF]
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Madonna & A-Rod: Moving In Together? [Dirt Bag]
Madonna and Alex Rodriguez are "quietly" shopping for a love nest in Manhattan. Is this relationship really real? And why so quick on the rebound, your Madgesty? [Page Six] Neither Angelina Jolie nor Brad Pitt can really cook. Angie's "signature dish" is cereal. Brad says, "I can rock a Sunday BBQ b ...
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Tyra's "Modelville": Sore Loser Fails To Escape From The Set [Tyra(nt)]
475, 376,""); For the past few months, Tyra has been running a "reality series within a series" called "Modelville," that featured five Top Model alumni living in a penthouse in NYC and competing for a $50,000 spokesmodel gig with beauty care company Carol's Daughter. On today's episode, the winner ...
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Tyra's "Modelville" Ends In Tears As Sore Loser Fails To Escape From The Set [Tyra(nt)]
475, 376,""); For the past few months, Tyra has been running a "reality series within a series" called "Modelville," that featured five Top Model alumni living in a penthouse in NYC and competing for a $50,000 spokesmodel gig with beauty care company Carol's Daughter. On today's episode, the winner ...
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The Economy Sucks, Condi Has No Advice And Saxby Chambliss Is A Perv [News Roundup]
Now that it's been a full year of shitty economic news, we are officially in a recession and have been for a year. Aren't you glad to know? [MSNBC] The market is not glad to know, and it slid almost 700 points after learning the obvious. [NY Times] In other obvious news, Condoleezza Rice doesn't pla ...
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Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
Kirsten Dunst has a obtained a restraining order against her stalker, who keeps showing up at her house. In the order, Kirsten states: "Mr. Smith's sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety a ...
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Via Kelly Millis at Stollerderby comes the ... [Marriage And Divorce]
Via Kelly Millis at Stollerderby comes the exciting news of the Marriage Calculator. It won't help you find a marriage counselor or figure out whether your marriage is doomed — lady mags have cornered the market on that — but it will calculate the statistical odds of you being a failure ...
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Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City [Leftovers]
In her book My Name is Anne, She Said, Anne Frank Jacqueline Van Maarsen, Anne Frank's best friend, claims that the noted diarist and Holocaust victim was an extroverted girl who made bossy demands on their friendship. The Iranian government will set up marriage bureaus to help Iranians find sui ...
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Puppet Regime [Rosenbergs]
It's safe to say this is a new interpretation of the Rosenbergs, the couple executed in 1953 for alleged espionage, namely, a puppet show created by the Czechoslovak-American Marionette Theater in NYC. Says creator Vit Horejs, When I was writing it, I was convinced we would be using marionettes for ...
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"Luxury Shame" Will Be Big For Winter [Conspicuous Austerity]
"I could walk downstairs now and buy a Ferrari, but all of my friends are hurting. I don't feel like buying random toys." This wealthy coxcomb, one Michael Hirtenstein, has fallen prey to what Newsweek terms the new phenomenon of "luxury shame," in which rich people feel uncomfortable throwing money ...
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Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because Everyone Thinks She's Perfect [Clips]
newVideoPlayer("/cs12108_jez_512K.flv", 475, 376,""); On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were asked to examine why Kristy Jo and Jessica (arguably the most normal girls in the house) are still in the competition if they don't need improving, and to decide which one should be sent pac ...
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Sharon Stone Looks Ready To Launch An Offensive [Snap Judgment]
[Los Angeles, November 30. Image via x17]
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Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because The Everyone Thinks She's Perfect [Clips]
newVideoPlayer("/cs12108_jez_512K.flv", 475, 376,""); On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were asked to examine why Kristy Jo and Jessica (arguably the most normal girls in the house) are still in the competition if they don't need improving, and to decide which one should be sent pac ...
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The End Of The (Yellow Brick) Road [No Place Like Home]
After 27 years, Indiana's annual Wizard of Oz Festival is no more. The tough economy and aging Munchkins are to blame. [AP]
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Pierce Brosnan Breaks Wind [Snap Judgment]
[Malibu, November 30. Image via x17]
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Frigidity & Stained Glass Windows: 'Modern Love' Continues To Prove Unhappy Families All Same, Dul...
There are few disappointments in life as reliable as the New York Times' Modern Love. If there's a point to publishing the dull, self-conscious relationship redux essays of anti-social nincompoops, I have yet to discover it. When it's not about how mommy used to be slutty and had a lot of tattoos be ...
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She's Crafty [Nutty Knitters]
"I decided on making cozies for empowering objects which happened to be very hard, masculine, recognizable objects. The covers kind of softened them up and changed their determined roles," explains extreme knitter Teresa Honeywell. She was, of course, inspired by a toilet-paper cozy at a flea market ...
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Hillary As Sec Of State: Some Call It The "Women's Spot" [The Girly Ghetto?]
Wait, did the women's movement suddenly stop being about obtaining and maintaining equality and start becoming about placing humans with the appropriate reproductive equipment in the biggest and best seats of political power, regardless of their politics? Did we miss a memo? Because with the latest ...
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