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Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker [Dirt Bag (After Dark)]
Kirsten Dunst has a obtained a restraining order against her stalker, who keeps showing up at her house. In the order, Kirsten states: "Mr. Smith's sudden, aggressive, and harassing efforts to contact me are extremely frightening. I fear not only for my own personal safety, but also for the safety a ...
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Via Kelly Millis at Stollerderby comes the ... [Marriage And Divorce]
Via Kelly Millis at Stollerderby comes the exciting news of the Marriage Calculator. It won't help you find a marriage counselor or figure out whether your marriage is doomed — lady mags have cornered the market on that — but it will calculate the statistical odds of you being a failure ...
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Anne Frank Was A Bossy BFF Honor Killings Rise In Southern Iraqi City [Leftovers]
In her book My Name is Anne, She Said, Anne Frank Jacqueline Van Maarsen, Anne Frank's best friend, claims that the noted diarist and Holocaust victim was an extroverted girl who made bossy demands on their friendship. The Iranian government will set up marriage bureaus to help Iranians find sui ...
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Puppet Regime [Rosenbergs]
It's safe to say this is a new interpretation of the Rosenbergs, the couple executed in 1953 for alleged espionage, namely, a puppet show created by the Czechoslovak-American Marionette Theater in NYC. Says creator Vit Horejs, When I was writing it, I was convinced we would be using marionettes for ...
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"Luxury Shame" Will Be Big For Winter [Conspicuous Austerity]
"I could walk downstairs now and buy a Ferrari, but all of my friends are hurting. I don't feel like buying random toys." This wealthy coxcomb, one Michael Hirtenstein, has fallen prey to what Newsweek terms the new phenomenon of "luxury shame," in which rich people feel uncomfortable throwing money ...
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Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because Everyone Thinks She's Perfect [Clips]
newVideoPlayer("/cs12108_jez_512K.flv", 475, 376,""); On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were asked to examine why Kristy Jo and Jessica (arguably the most normal girls in the house) are still in the competition if they don't need improving, and to decide which one should be sent pac ...
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Sharon Stone Looks Ready To Launch An Offensive [Snap Judgment]
[Los Angeles, November 30. Image via x17]
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Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because The Everyone Thinks She's Perfect [Clips]
newVideoPlayer("/cs12108_jez_512K.flv", 475, 376,""); On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were asked to examine why Kristy Jo and Jessica (arguably the most normal girls in the house) are still in the competition if they don't need improving, and to decide which one should be sent pac ...
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The End Of The (Yellow Brick) Road [No Place Like Home]
After 27 years, Indiana's annual Wizard of Oz Festival is no more. The tough economy and aging Munchkins are to blame. [AP]
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Pierce Brosnan Breaks Wind [Snap Judgment]
[Malibu, November 30. Image via x17]
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Frigidity & Stained Glass Windows: 'Modern Love' Continues To Prove Unhappy Families All Same, Dul...
There are few disappointments in life as reliable as the New York Times' Modern Love. If there's a point to publishing the dull, self-conscious relationship redux essays of anti-social nincompoops, I have yet to discover it. When it's not about how mommy used to be slutty and had a lot of tattoos be ...
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She's Crafty [Nutty Knitters]
"I decided on making cozies for empowering objects which happened to be very hard, masculine, recognizable objects. The covers kind of softened them up and changed their determined roles," explains extreme knitter Teresa Honeywell. She was, of course, inspired by a toilet-paper cozy at a flea market ...
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Hillary As Sec Of State: Some Call It The "Women's Spot" [The Girly Ghetto?]
Wait, did the women's movement suddenly stop being about obtaining and maintaining equality and start becoming about placing humans with the appropriate reproductive equipment in the biggest and best seats of political power, regardless of their politics? Did we miss a memo? Because with the latest ...
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A new study of New Zealanders purports to ... [Abortion]
A new study of New Zealanders purports to show that womean who have abortions are more likely to suffer from depression and addiction. The 500 Kiwis were interviewed 6 times in 15 years, which is hardly enough to determine whether they had previous mental health problems, and are counted — for ...
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Girls Next Door: Hugh Hefner Remembers Having Sex With Model's Mom [Ew]
475, 376,""); The main plot point of this season's The Girls Next Door has been the search of Playboy's 55th Anniversary Playmate. On last night's episode, the prospective candidates were invited to the Mansion for a series of test shoots... including one whose mother was a Playmate in 1968. After K ...
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Nicole Kidman Goes Under The Umbrella In Not-So-Grey-Paree [Snap Judgment]
[Paris, December 1. Image via x17]
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Courtney Love: "You've Got To Fix Your Karma" [Pretty On The Inside?]
Is Courtney Love still a musician? It seems like her occupation is to write bizarre blog posts and say kooky things in interviews. (Then again, if the world were full of boring celebrities who always said and did the right thing, what a sad, sad planet it would be.) Ms. Love graces the cover of the ...
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Badvertising [Tweenage Wasteland]
The problem with this government ad promoting safe sex in the UK — in which, to illustrate the "consequences" of a boozy night, a teenage girl gets pregnant — is that the commercial basically blames the girl for drinking too much. Sure, maybe she made bad decisions because she was inebri ...
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What's Wrong With Jessica Alba's Outfit? [Snap Judgment]
[Los Angeles, November 30. Image via Flynet]
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Sugar Daddies: Easier Than Work-Study For College Students [Strictly Business]
"Some might call it prostitution. I call it a mutually beneficial arrangement' that pays for my killer wardrobe." We just call it bizarre: a college student justifies her life as a professional mistress on The Daily Beast. Her verdict? Beats waitressing! "Melissa Beech" is a college student from a p ...
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