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Season 2: Episode 1
Season 2 Episode 1 Oh Shit! Its season 2 sexies. All your first season favorites are back. Chicks in plaster. The most excellent musical ever conceived and scary pen-pals. Plus Implants, Oddbeard and a 24 update
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Episode 18: In Bauer we Trust
Episode 18: In Bauer We Trust Were back. Almost been a month. But we hit our six month aniversary so we took a little time off. We didnt talk about Bauer much in this episode so we put him in the title. Otherwise you got all the regular content and then some. Hot or Not, Asshole of [...]
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Episode 17: Train Wrecks and Huge Pecs
Episode 17: Train Wrecks and Huge Pecs Deliciousness. Pure Deliciousness.
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Episode 16: Fantastical Elastical
Episode 16: Jack Bauer Power Hour plus thirty minutes of Herpes Episode 16: Need we say more? Probably.
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Episode 15: Jack Bauer Power Hour and Thirty Minutes of Herpes
Episode 15: Jack Bauer Power Hour plus thirty minutes of Herpes This show is totally not Berrymore. Zoes Wasted. And kinda mean. More Herpes. A super helping of Bauer Fun Facts. All your favorite segments are here this week: Hot or Not Asshole of the Week Good News for Oddbeards Rant and of cours ...
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Episode 14: Damn Flatlanders!
Episode 14:Damn Flatlanders! We start off slow but then we get crackin: The Mark of the Beast Why Zoes Ass Hurts Captain Oddbeard and Spunky McCoy Mobile Sperm All you can eat pancakes Mediocre congratulations Cigar afficianado Breakfast Innovations and of course MORE HERPES! Plus your favorite R ...
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Episode 13: Has Herpes
Episode 13: Has Herpes Whos seen episode 11 Homeless. Herpes. The Kwanzaa Conspiracy. Herpes. One-eyeJack invents a new facebook game How Christmas was ruined and then became hilarious Why Zoe and Jack shouldnt have superpowers And the best superpower to have Did we mention Herpes? herpes. herpes. ...
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Episode 12: The episode after episode eleven
Episode 12: the episode after episode eleven Zoe and One-Eye Tangle (and Tango) with the Margarita King. Zoe brags again about how Scott Baio wants her (Jack remains skeptical) Jack makes a solemn promise involving bunnies and listeners Jacks people call Playboys people You Guys (Please let me sho ...
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Corporate Video
Corporate Video All used pirate sail employees are required to watch the following corporate video from our Parent Company, Dudehole Enterprises. Snickering, Guffaws or other such tomfoolery during the viewing will not be tolerated.
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Episode 10: The Great Magnum PI Fiasco of 2005
Episode 10: the Great Magnum PI Fiasco of 2005 What do a grapenuts box, chewed food, Carol of the Bells and Anne Heche have in common? Episode 10 baby! Sex it up!
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Episode: Fuzzy Grandma
Episode: Fuzzy Grandma Turn it up real loud cause we talk real soft this episode. Prepare for an earful of reminisces about our grandmas, kitty cats and warm cozy fires.
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Episode House Salad: with red-wine vinagrette
Episode House Salad: With a red-wine vinagrette This is what happens when you leave the liquor cabinet open and you dont do any editing and the animal handlers cant keep the monkeys out of the booze
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Episode 9: The imposter
Episode 9: The Imposter Anouncements! We win an award! Coming soon: Cumming by Alan Cumming! Crazy meat helmet lizard show! Our Failed Jihad! KFeds douchiest rap! A special guest! And more exclamation points than you can shake a stick at!
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Episode 8: Dakota-Centric Gas Fest Halloween
Episode 8: Dakota-Centric Gas Fest Halloween Its our Halloween episode! Our salute to the laziest woman alive (now deceased) Gerber shark food. (Made with 100% baby) Halloween party recap (we took our cap off when we came in) Freaky fucking pumpkins (who knew a jack o lantern could drown?) Worst ...
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Episode7: 30 Days Sober and Counting
Episode 7: 30 Days Sober and Counting Were way off our game and out of practice this week. Nevertheless we kick it so old school theres asbestos in the ceiling. Heres what you got in store. The announcement of our new online comic. Beer Volcanos Pompi-Eye Christian Mime Ministry Shittiest hallowe ...
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Episode: Pirate Day 2005 (super secret episode)
Episode: Pirate Day 2005 (super secret episode) Celebrate international talk like a pirate day with us as we erm Talk like pirates! Additional music from this episode is from Gilbert and Sullivans Pirates of Penzance and Lucasarts Escape from Monkey Island
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Episode Six: Hates Kathleen Turner
Episode Six: Hates Kathleen Turner Newtons Sixth law of Fried Food, Ri-Cott-ahhh Cheese, Kathleen Turner Missing? Poop Calendars. Not Bush Senior its senior bush. The return of Spiderbabe with twice the webbing and finally Capn Oddbeard butts in.
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Episode Breadstick: Why Co-hosts Were Invented
Episode BreadStick: Or Why Co-Hosts Were Invented Like an appetizer, or ensalade or an apertif or tapas this is only meant to tide you over until Episode Six rears it true ugly nasty little head.
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Episode 5: Loves Fudgecicles
Episode 5: Loves Fudgecicles. To celebrate One-eye Jacks birthday podcast vote for us on podcast alley and then listen to the succulent dish of hilarity were prepared for you. We pull out all manner of awesome this week: Tentacle Rape in a light creme sauce. Batman and Robin in compromising positio ...
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