Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
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1015: Making Boys Cry
"My fists are thirsty for Ray's balls."
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1014: 5 Stars
"Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are like."
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1013: Mother Fuckers
"Drama will be soon."
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1012: I'll Fight You
"You apparently have never been ninja-fucked."
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1011: The Unforgiven
"I will not let a shit-head offend me."
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1010: Stage Fright
"This is a drunk sudden movement venue."
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1009: Getting Spooked
"I don't have a problem with sleeping with a lot of comedians."
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1008: Big Pimpin'
"I'll be back later 'cause you like to beat people."
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1007: Throwdown at the County Fair
"They pay you for this crap. It's amazing. God bless 'em."
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1006: Salty Biscuit
"I've had an olive in my ass."
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1005: 1-900-HAHA-FUCK
"I'm very in touch with Me."
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1004: Goo Goo G'joob
"I'm not alone. But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely."
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1003: 1-800-FUCK-YOU
"I lost my shit."
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1002: An Awart Winning Show
"Two days notice, and Keith will do whatever you want."
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1001: Awesome
"I'm a fuckin' animal, and all I do is fight."
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999: Have a Nice Life
"You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..."
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998: Into the Fire
"Now I'm about to violate your trust."
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997: Flying Pussy
"Don't Palin Me."
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996: Turn the Page
"It was the beginning of the end."
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995: Boom Boom Boom
"Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?"
Keith and The Girl
