Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
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1066: In This Economy
"This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."
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1065: You Said It
"Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."
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1064: Help Wanted
"Whose penis is that?"
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1063: The Falcon Has Landed
"I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."
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KATGtv 27: Victor Varnado
100 for 30: Victor Varnado
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1062: I Got Your Number
"I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."
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1061: Come Again?
"He ain't wrong, but he ain't right."
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1060: Information Overload
"You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina."
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1059: Daddy Dearest
"I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying."
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1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries
"I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."
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1057: For My Eyes Only
"You were gonna watch us having sex. It was kinda kinky, kind of interesting."
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1056: The Nightmare
"This is a girl laying on the floor, and you stomped on her."
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1055: Never Have I Ever
"Nobody's leaving this alive."
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1054: I'm Not an Asshole
"I'm gonna fight this guy!"
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KATGtv 26: The Hot Dog Eating Contest
Keith, Myq Kaplan and Jeremy go for the gold
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1053: Family Values
"Have a sense of humor, Shithead."
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1052: Get Smart
"Don't do acid or mushrooms in an artist's house."
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1051: Bear the Shame
"You're not the prick cocksucker that was on Keith's DVD after all."
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1050: Cum Together
"Act like a man! Cum like a man!"
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1049: Womp Womp
"Why do you do drugs in front of your kids?"
Keith and The Girl
