Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
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1084: Unfriend
"You're on my Not Allowed list!"
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1083: Snake Eyes
"I'll let a girl know before she's about to go down on me that way it's not a surprise."
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1082: Game Over
"I don't care! You're not sucking me in!"
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1081: Excellence in Adequacy
"Your marriage is based on a lie already."
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1080: Respect My Privacy
"The teachers tell me to put the baby under my seat. That's ridiculous!"
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1079: The Real Dough Face
"I can't even anymore."
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1078: Magic Underwear
"I actually considered taking my own life."
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1077: I'm Happy
"Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place."
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1076: Perverted Justice
"Ovaries, much?"
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1075: Forever More
"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."
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1074: I'm Not Your Mother
"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."
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1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente
"You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"
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1072: A Killer Surprise
"Don't even answer the door..."
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1071: Champions
"Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."
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1070: oooOOOooo Scaaarry...
"I know you won't eat me."
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1069: Potato Dick
"I will drink all the shit out of my butt."
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1068: Who Got Game?
"Are you a whore?"
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1067: On Air
"I like him a lot. This hurts me."
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1066: In This Economy
"This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."
Keith and The Girl
