Keith and The Girl
Keith and his girlfriend talk shit. KeithandTheGirl.com
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1076: Perverted Justice
"Ovaries, much?"
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1075: Forever More
"You know what? She should be fearful of her life."
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1074: I'm Not Your Mother
"I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."
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1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente
"You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"
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1072: A Killer Surprise
"Don't even answer the door..."
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1071: Champions
"Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."
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1070: oooOOOooo Scaaarry...
"I know you won't eat me."
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1069: Potato Dick
"I will drink all the shit out of my butt."
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1068: Who Got Game?
"Are you a whore?"
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1067: On Air
"I like him a lot. This hurts me."
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1066: In This Economy
"This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."
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1065: You Said It
"Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."
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1064: Help Wanted
"Whose penis is that?"
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1063: The Falcon Has Landed
"I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."
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1062: I Got Your Number
"I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."
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1061: Come Again?
"He ain't wrong, but he ain't right."
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1060: Information Overload
"You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina."
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1059: Daddy Dearest
"I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying."
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1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries
"I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."
Keith and The Girl
