Scudfish
Lists of amazing and insignificant things... and my dreams
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Build enough cones to last several generations
Barack Obama - We can build enough cones to last several generations, using a stimulus. Yes, we can.
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Paint a brighter future
Barack Obama - We can try to paint a brighter future. Yes, we can.
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Play those maracas
The sun is going down, the goat is horny and Im ovulating. Pedro, play those maracas like a crazed sonofabitch. Sating is coming - blame Pedro and his maracas.
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Abandoned ideas
No child left behind act - One of President George W. Bushs abandoned ideas.
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Pregnant and on welfare
and thats how you end up pregnant and on welfare. Applied science education.
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Boyfriend looking forward to getting laid
Anticipation - Your Boyfriend looking forward to getting laid tonight.
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Visually pleasing skull structures
They were devastated because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt only adopted kids with visually pleasing skull structures. Hollywood adoption trauma.
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Saving Super Bowl Sundays
Tape - Saving Super Bowl Sundays since 1967.
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Escaping a Vietnamese prison camp
Swim, my son! You will appreciate this mud puddle fun when escaping a Vietnamese POW camp. Dads teach you useful stuff.
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Trailer park relationships
Inevitability - All trailer park relationships will come to an end.
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Fuck New Zealand
Germany says: Fuck New Zealand! Germans they will fuck you over.
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Job on another Death Star
Cheer up! - You will find a job on another Death Star.
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Cleaning up the earth
Global warming. Its natures way of cleaning up the planet from unfit species. Nature it finds a way to fix its own problems.
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Better to be good-looking
Realisation - It is better to be good-looking and fucking work for NASA than work fucking in Chelsea.
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Warts in the crack of my ass
Sometimes I get tiny puss-filled warts in the crack of my ass. Mine have hairs growing in them. They look like miniature buoys. Throwdown at the old folks home.
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Create some using crossbreeding
Cuties - You can create some using crossbreeding.
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Other kids started riding bicycles
Unfortunately, my parents never realized that the floater wouldnt prevent sharks from eating my legs. I always hated them for that, especially when other kids started riding bicycles. Prostitutes almost like real people.
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I am the owner
My clitoris - I am the owner.
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Develop hyper-green means of transportation
Barack Obama - We can develop hyper-green means of transportation in the United States of America. Yes, we can.
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Respectful to our campaign contributors
Barack Obama - We can be respectful to our campaign contributors without going out of our way to whore ourselves out. Yes, we can.
Scudfish
