Scudfish
Lists of amazing and insignificant things... and my dreams
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Your girlfriend will love it
Spoon - Your girlfriend will love it.
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Big-ass banana of yours
Hold on a second! I have another plan for that big-ass banana of yours. How Costa Rican fruit came to save marriages.
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Great until your child learns how to write
Family filters - They work great until your child learns how to write oiled up asses in German.
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I no longer have my virginity to give
Oh, my king my lord I no longer have my virginity to give; please accept this bowl of rotten rice instead. Great negotiation skills will always come in handy.
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Long painful work week has come to an end
TGIF - A long painful work week has come to an end and you can now get drunk and go line dancing.
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Out of your mother
My big, big, big baby boy! I do love you I just wish you hadnt come out of your mother. There are always drawbacks.
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More dangerous than crocodiles
Stupidity - More dangerous than crocodiles.
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Chuck Norris sweat taken orally
I need a potion that will make her view my moustache as many, rather than pubescent. Lets see Yes Some Chuck Norris sweat take orally, should do the trick. The Magic of Chuck Norris.
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Some men watch home improvement shows
Power tools - They are not the reason why some men watch home improvement shows.
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Play those maracas
The sun is going down, the goat is horny and Im ovulating. Pedro, play those maracas like a crazed sonofabitch. Sating is coming - blame Pedro and his maracas.
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Build enough cones to last several generations
Barack Obama - We can build enough cones to last several generations, using a stimulus. Yes, we can.
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Abandoned ideas
No child left behind act - One of President George W. Bushs abandoned ideas.
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Pregnant and on welfare
and thats how you end up pregnant and on welfare. Applied science education.
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Paint a brighter future
Barack Obama - We can try to paint a brighter future. Yes, we can.
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Boyfriend looking forward to getting laid
Anticipation - Your Boyfriend looking forward to getting laid tonight.
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Visually pleasing skull structures
They were devastated because Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt only adopted kids with visually pleasing skull structures. Hollywood adoption trauma.
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Help people save money
Barack Obama - We can help people save money by teaching them how to bake bread and to perforum their own surgeries. Yes, we can.
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Chuck Norris sweat taken orally
I need a potion that will make her view my moustache as many, rather than pubescent. Lets see Yes Some Chuck Norris sweat take orally, should do the trick. The Magic of Chuck Norris.
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Some men watch home improvement shows
Power tools - They are not the reason why some men watch home improvement shows.
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Help people save money
Barack Obama - We can help people save money by teaching them how to bake bread and to perforum their own surgeries. Yes, we can.
Scudfish
