Scudfish
Lists of amazing and insignificant things... and my dreams
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Lazy way out
Whoppers - The lazy way out.
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More rewarding than playing Guitar Hero
The Boy Scouts is more rewarding than playing Guitar Hero, because in the eventing we get to eat smore out of each others cracks. Guitar Hero - not all its cracked out to be.
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If you had not used your webcam
Playboy bunny - You could have been one too if you had not used your webcam.
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Climbed a tree to see the outhouse
My life changed the day I climbed a tree to see the ourhouse where our pesant folks went to relieve themselves. The renaissance period was a time of knowledge.
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How other people normally mess up
Instructions - They show you how other people normally mess up.
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Sex toy production council
The Nova Scotia Fisheries and Sex Toy Production Council. Only imaginative Canadian provinces flourish.
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Close-harmony tongue chanting
The white was fascinated by our close-harmony tongue chanting and our perky breasts. The first National Geographic expedition to Zambia.
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Bottom of it
Food-chain - You know when you are at the bottom of it.
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Do you have a boyfriend?
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Can I be your boyfriend women will be happy to churn their own butter.
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Flirting despite having a horrible bald spot
I felt confident flirting despite having a horrible bald spot, because I could deep throat a pound of bacon without gagging. A great personality will take you places.
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Was the right thing to do
Sharing - Your boyfriend also thought it was the right thing to do.
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Sounds better than bitch slap
Backhand - It sounds better than bitch slap.
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Pathetic people also need friends
Xanga.com - Because pathetic people also need friends.
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Getting laid tonight
Yes, you are getting laid tonight. I can see it in my crystal ball. Crystal balls they get you laid.
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It is forever
In loving memory - It is forever.
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Football on ESPN
We didnt know that what we were doing was completely gay until we discovered football on ESPN. Sports builds character.
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More than a scrumptious bird
Duck - More than a scrumptious bird to most people.
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Forum troll Wiki
Hello! I am a troll As you can see, I have no genitalia, which means that I have nothing better to do, than to SPAM your forum. Yes, I once had of these but I lost it. Now you will also suffer because if it! The complete Forum Troll Wiki.
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Buy Coke and hire a hooker
Alternatives - Spend money on Pepsi to get free Pepsi stuff or buy coke and hire a hooker.
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Fix the sallite dish
Here! Hold these bananas while I climb up and fix the satellite dish. The day my dad was mauled by an elephant.
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