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Scudfish
Lists of amazing and insignificant things... and my dreams
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Remember this day very well
I remember this day very well My dad pushed us down the hill and then moved to Cuba with his secretary.
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Generous with her boobs
Please touch - Gently is generous with her boobs.
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See the hookers in Times Square
My sister wanted to check out the dolls at Macys and I wanted to see the hookers in Times Square.
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We get impeached
Barack Obama - We can be as cool as Bill Clinton if we get impeached. Yes, we can.
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Someone gets eaten by lions
Barack Obama - We can pitch in if someone gets eaten by lions. Yes, we can.
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Creature from the dark lagoon
Barack Obama - We can show white suburban house wives the differences beween a black man and a creature from the dark lagoon. Yes, we can.
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Stuff we learned in High School
Barack Obama - We can be superheroes to kids by simply showing them stuff we learned in high school.
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Volunteer to help in our local communities
Barack Obama - We can volunteer to help in our local communities. Yes, we can.
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Special people with special needs children
Barack Obama - We can help special people with specal needs children. Yes, we can.
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Only gay if your balls touch
Bromance - It is only gay if your balls touch.
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See a seal pup
Perception - Some people see a seal pup. Other people see a hat.
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God was on vacation
It was up to good ol reliable Fred to keep wars, HIV and wife battering going, while God was on vacation.
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Turning off the lights
Laundry baskets - When paper bags and turning off the lights is not enough.
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Blinking red light
I normally turn off the strange blinking red light and the annoying wooop-wooop sound, by fiddling with this know right here.
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Always other peoples kids
Freaks - They are always other peoples kids.
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Lubed up her fist
This one evening, Sara lubed up her fist and molested our team mascot in ways we never thought possible.
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Getting rid of your nagging wife
Mixed emotions - God finally getting rid of your nagging wife but torching your trailer in the process.
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My wedding dress
My sister measured my wedding dress to make sure no stinking midgets could sneak a peek of my fanny.
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Drinks the blood and eats the flesh
The Pope - He drink the blood and eats the flesh of your Gods son.
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Polka hits album
Its ok, honey! I found the polka hits album. You can go ahead and get naked now.
Scudfish
