Funny Jokes
Tons of funny Jokes from BornSilly
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Jamie Foxx on Taliban - Funny Jokes
Found this little ditty on Youtube goes back to the time of mass paranoia from the US media at the beginning of the war on terror. But it goes on Bush Junior, then his impression on Clinton completely awesome. LOL He totally makes me laugh.
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THE FATHER Funny Jokes
Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, I am a Father. Little Johnny replied, My daddy doesnt wear his collar like that. The priest looked up from ...
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Eric OShea is Elmo - Funny Jokes
I cant believe I had not found this comedian before, he is awesome, check this youtube out and then see his other related clips on youtube.
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The Stress Laugh - FUnny Jokes
This has got to be one of the FUNNIEST freakin videos out there Recently my father sent me a paper he did on stress management in the work force I would however like to end off that paper with the following All the best to my father hahaha what a laugh this guys has must be in the yoga.
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Rated the worlds funniest joke - by scientists - not bad at all hehe - Funny Jokes
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesnt seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator says: Calm down, I can help. First, lets make sure hes dea ...
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The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys - Funny Jokes
Where once it was simple shoulder massagers and turkey basters that had to be adapted to nefarious purposes, nowadays anything you can think of (and probably a few dozen things you could never think of) are out there to give some lonely shut-in the pleasure they cant get from molesting a damp slice ...
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KEN LEEEE Continues - Part 2 the full audience tribute - Funny Jokes
If you recently saw our post below from earlier this week, you gotta catch up with the full version, and an audience tribute
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Ken Lee Bulgarian Idol - Funny Jokes
This little ditty was sent to us today. Now we are not in the habbit of making fun of anyone, and in this case, the lady has a FANTASTIC voice, and is SO CONFIDENT that she knows english, and man it is more fun watching the female judge try not to fall over really, she is a talented singer, she need ...
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SNL Technical Support Guy - Funny Jokes
??This is a classic SNL bit that I found for your entertainment. It killed me. I have been in technical support, well project management my whole career and I have to say, they really hit this one well I hope people dont view me like that hahaha.
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THE FATHER ??? Funny Jokes
Little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. Little Johnny asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, I am a Father. Little Johnny replied, My daddy doesnt wear his collar like that. The priest looked up from ...
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Young Couple on the Beach - Funny Jokes
Sent to us from Liana, and yes, thanks Liana, it did make us laugh. really cute joke A healthy young couple decided they wanted to get married would do so at a beautiful warm resort on the beach in the Caribean. All was set up for the ceremony, the guests were in there chairs slowly sinking in th ...
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New Husbands For Sale - Funny Jokes
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper as ...
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Im Having Sex With Ben Affleck - Jimmy Kimmels Response
Jimmy Kimmel???s spared no expense in his well thought out response to his girlfriend Sarah Silverman???s ???I???m F???ing Matt Damon??? video. This is a great example of viral content exploding through a successful combination of both word of mouth marketing and effective use of Social Media tools ...
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I???m ???Having Sex With??? Ben Affleck - Jimmy Kimmel???s Response
Jimmy Kimmel???s spared no expense in his well thought out response to his girlfriend Sarah Silverman???s ???I???m F???ing Matt Damon??? video. This is a great example of viral content exploding through a successful combination of both word of mouth marketing and effective use of Social Media tools ...
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Best Headlines of 2007 - Funny Jokes
Crack Found on Governors Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now thats taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes ...
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Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota - Funny Jokes
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota. If youre proud that your state makes the national News 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the na ...
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30 Things Stressed Women Might want to Say At Work - Funny Jokes
1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing. 3. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up. 4. Well, arent we a damn ray of sunshine! 5. Dont bother me; Im living happily every after. 6. Do I look like a people person? 7. This isnt an officeits Hell with fl ...
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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving - Funny Jokes
Talk about a huge breast! Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. Its Cool Whip time! If I dont undo my pants, Ill burst! Whew, thats one terrific spread! Are you ready for seconds yet? Its a little dry; do you still want to eat it? Just wait your turn, youll get some! Dont play with your me ...
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State Mottos - Funny Jokes
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity ***** Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Cant Be Wrong! ***** Arizona: But Its A Dry Heat ***** Arkansas: Literacy Aint Everything ***** California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda ***** Colorado: If You Dont Ski, Dont Bother ***** Connecticut: Like Mass ...
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Testicles - Funny Jokes
A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. Mom, he asked, are these my brains? Not yet, replied his mother.
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