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Stevie Nicks Dancing Alone On Beach Under Full Moon
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In This Economy, It Would Be Crazy To Run Out And Expose Yourself To Your Son's Soccer Team
Ladies and gentlemen, it's rough out there. I don't need to tell you that. A lot of folks have seen their savings go up in smoke the last couple...
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
Bereaved family members say Seaborne was much too young to be taken by a gorilla (inset).
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Three Escaping Legislators Shot From Senate Guard Tower
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Protagonist Scrolls Intensely Through Microfilm
Everythingthe suicide note, the creek, the tight-lipped pharmaciststarts to come together for the protagonist.
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Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They Raised
The loving, unending well of support for Madsen.
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Walt Disney World: How Much C4 Would You Need?
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A Little Birdie Told Me You Had A Miscarriage
Oh my goodness, it's been ages since I've seen you. Don't you look adorable! There's definitely something different about you. Have you lost a...
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Dopey-Looking Guy Who Doesn't Know He's On Jumbotron Jay Cutler
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A-Rod Can't Wait To Someday Tell Estranged Grandchildren About 2009 Postseason
NEW YORKAlex Rodriguez continued his dream postseason Saturday by hitting the tying home run in Game 2 of the American League Championship...
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Nation's Morons March On Washington State
A pack of certified imbeciles makes its feelings known three time zones from the nation's capital.
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Book About Michael Jackson Available For Purchase
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People Are Always Coming To Me With My Problems
You ever hear of someone having a "kind face?" Well, I don't know if it's that or something else about me, but it seems as though every time an...
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Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites
Following a background check, all newly ordained temps must take a vow of punctuality.
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Vespa Corporation Enchants Another Slight Little Man-Child
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Area Man Has Far Greater Knowledge Of Marvel Universe Than Own Family Tree
Josh Sundling (left) and his extended family (right), only half of which he can name.
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Vince Vaughn Appears On 'Tonight Show' To Deceive Country About Latest Film
Vaughn offers 20 million viewers a tissue of lies.
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Dirty Magazines: Why Are They Vanishing From America's Woodlands?
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Disapproving Michelle Obama To Be Printed On All Fast Food Containers
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Aw, Who Am I Kidding? I'm No Match For Stains
For more than 60 years, I have been recognized far and wide as America's foremost stain-fighter. I'm sure you've all heard the ad copy: Tide is...
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