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Nation's Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners
Prominent arbiters of taste have criticized the CIA's deplorable tactic of cranking mainstream garbage into the ears of enemy combatants.
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Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The West Wing
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Montessori School Of Dentistry Lets Students Discover Their Own Root Canal Procedures
Classrooms are designed to be nonjudgmental arenas for discovery.
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Inside The Obama White House: Specifically The Air Conditioning Duct Near The East Wing
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This Would Be The Best Mental Hospital Ever If Elliott Gould Weren't Hiding In The Toilet
I've been a patient at the Sunhaven Mental Health Center for about six months now, and I honestly can't say enough about what a fantastic...
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Norman Esiason Finally Outgrows Childish Nickname
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Patriots Lead Colts At Halftime
INDIANAPOLISAt the time of this writing the New England Patriots, playing on the road against an undefeated Indianapolis team, are headed...
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December Named National Awareness Month
Despite organizers' best intentions, many passersby who aren't already off in space will confuse this poster with an ad for an upcoming movie.
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Billboard Seems Oddly Proud Sting Will Be Playing At Foxwoods Casino
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Nation's Fast Food Patrons No Longer Trusted To Dispense Own Ketchup
Ketchup is not, as many seem to believe, an unlimited commodity.
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CNBC Cameraman Can’t Believe He’s Filming Another Blog Off A Computer Monitor
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Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be
Kyle Mortensen would gladly give his life to protect what he says is the Constitution's very clear stance against birth control.
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AIDS: After Nearly 30 Years, It Still Looks Pretty Intense When Written In All Red And Set Against …
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Report: Yankees Trademarked 'Yankees Suck' Chant In 1996
TAMPA, FLNew York Yankees team ownership revealed Tuesday that the phrase "Yankees suck," one of the most popular chants in sports, was...
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I'm So Blessed To Be Surrounded By People I Can Extort Money From
Everyone goes through a hard patch at some point. Even if you watch every penny, all it takes is an unexpected layoff or a sudden medical crisis,...
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People Probably Affiliated With Hockey In Some Way Inducted In Hockey Hall Of Fame
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U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias "Lou Dobbs," is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico.
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BREAKING: U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs
Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, alias "Lou Dobbs," is escorted by DHS agents to the airport to be sent back to Mexico.
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Afghan Presidential Election A Celebration Of All Forms Of Government
Afghan citizens line up to vote in, sabotage, or just observe August's presidential election.
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