The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
-
Jessica Simpson breasts cause a riot
Jessica Simpson celebrated her best friend/stylist Ken Paves' birthday last night at Beso where the typical mob gathered to take pictures of her giant breasts. I can't really tell if she's drunk again in these shots because her face... ...read full
-
Dustin Diamond is still an enormous douche
At the unanimous request of cast members, Dustin Diamond was left out of People's Saved by the Bell reunion issue. One of the reasons was his supposed tell-all book which is finally seeing the light of day after being... ...read full
-
Brad Pitt likes the pool sex
In a candid interview with Parade, Brad Pitt reveals his love of doing Angelina Jolie in the pool and milking that gay rights excuse to avoid getting married: On not getting married to Angelina: "I have love in my... ...read full
-
Kate Gosselin to say words
Kate Gosselin will give her first televised interview since the divorce on the Today show Monday. Us Magazine reports: It will be the first time Kate has spoken since her husband Jon made headlines for dating 22-year-old Hailey Glassman... ...read full
-
Victoria Beckham to guest judge on American Idol
Victoria Beckham will be a temporary replacement judge for Paula Abdul on American Idol, according to SkyNews: Posh will join fellow judges Simon Cowell, Randy Jackson and Kara DioGuardi on the panel. The announcement comes just a day after... ...read full
-
Katie Price's topless breasts
Here's a topless Katie Price relaxing in a hotel pool in Spain yesterday, and whoever shot these, kudos on being the worst paparazzi in the history of paparazzing. Seriously, these are the world's largest freaking breasts, and yet somehow... ...read full
-
Leonardo DiCaprio shirtless and other news
- Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are engaged. Because what better way to learn how to suck the life out of someone than getting married? Method acting: Aww yeah! [Lainey Gossip] - Joan Rivers zings Jon Gosselin. [PopEater] -... ...read full
-
Kevin Federline cashes in on his gut
Making each McNugget that almost collapsed his arteries so worth it, Kevin Federline has been offered six figures to endorse a weight loss product, according to RadarOnline: Federline is reportedly considering an endorsement deal with a company call ...read full
-
Leighton Meester: 'There is no sex tape'
Apparently this must've been a very convincing-looking actress, because Leighton Meester tells Harper's Bazaar the alleged sex tape featuring her is a fake: "[The tape] is not real," she says bluntly, "so it makes me sort of sad. It's... ...read full story
-
Vanessa Hudgens enjoys nude photography. Again.
Vanessa Hudgens must really hate Disney because a new set of nude photos "leaked" online today. I was about to suggest there are less controversial ways to escape her evil overlord, but then I realized I love naked pictures... ...read full
-
Vanessa Hudgens apparently likes being topless
Vanessa Hudgens must really hate Disney because a new set of nude photos "leaked" online today. I was about to suggest there are less controversial ways to escape her evil overlord, but then I realized I love naked pictures... ...read full story
-
Ashley Olsen surprised she didn't end up like Britney
Looking surprisingly less Muppet-like in the September issue of Marie Claire, Ashley Olsen admits she's surprised her child-star years didn't turn her into a barely functional burden of the state. You know, like Britney: "I look back at the... ...read full
-
Angelina Jolie on the can, double breastfeeding
Here's a nude sculpture of Angelina Jolie titled "Landmark For Breastfeeding" by New York based artist Daniel Edwards. It's scheduled to be displayed in Oklahoma which sounds like a great idea. Because there's nothing the Midwest loves more than... ...read full
-
Jon Gosselin is 'tired of being blamed'
In an interview with InTouch, Jon Gosselin reveals he's tired of being blamed for his divorce from Kate Gosselin, and that she's the one who pulled the plug as far back as October 2008. Kate also refused to seek... ...read full
-
Paula Abdul leaves American Idol
It looks like contract negotiations fell through, because last night Paula Abdul announced on her Twitter page she's not returning to American Idol: With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to #IDOL. I'll miss nurturing all... ...read full story
-
Miranda Kerr's camel toe and other news
- Demi Moore's face is worth every cent. All 8,823,983,438,736 of them. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Aniston is fine with being alone. Really, it doesn't bother her. I mean, it's not like she brings it up every goddamn interview... ...read full
-
Jennifer Lopez in a bikini
Here's Jennifer Lopez vacationing in Italy this week and Jesus Christ! I feel like I'm staring directly into the Death Star. I'm not saying that thing can destroy whole planets, but I am saying a small rebel fleet could... ...read full
-
Jon Gosselin bags another one
Now that he's shed Hailey Gangbanger and Kate Starfucker, it's time for Jon Gosselin to move on to greener pastures. And by greener pastures I mean a 23 year old single mom most likely using him for a modeling... ...read full
-
Brooke Hogan offered job with WWE
Seen here "performing" her "music," Brooke Hogan has apparently been approached several times by Vince McMahon to join the WWE. The Sun reports: "The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I... ...read full
-
Nicollette Sheridan in a bikini
Here's Nicollete Sheridan in Malibu Sunday and whenever she's in a bikini I always comment on how awesome she looks for her age. So I'm going to try something different today and comment on how awesome I look to... ...read full
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
