The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
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Kelly Clarkson loves her girth
Kelly Clarkson is fine with her weight and decided to fire back at critics in an interview with Self magazine who ironically wasn't fine with Kelly's weight because they airbrushed the shit out of her for the cover (above).... ...read full
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Miley Cyrus works the pole
Miley Cyrus performed at the Teen Choice Awards last night and, yes, you're looking at a Jesus-loving 16-year-old girl working the stripper pole in front of a middle school audience. It honestly doesn't get more biblical than at. Also,... ...read full
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Ashley Greene nude pics leaked online
Somewhere dollar signs just popped into my lawyer's eyes because here are nude pics of 22 year old Twilight star Ashley Greene that just popped up online. Considering Ashley's barely famous it's hard to confirm if this is her.... ...read full
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Megan Fox gets chesty for the kids
Here's Megan Fox taking a spill in the press room before last night's Teen Choice Awards, and the face she makes afterward is absolutely priceless - if you're attracted to goddamn Succubi. Which I happen to be and would... ...read full
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Robert Pattinson is the choice of teens
To absolutely no one's surprise, Robert Pattinson and Twilight dominated the 11th Annual Teen Choice 2009 Awards last night with Broody NoShowersmith above winning awards for Best Actor Drama and Male Hottie. Had I known this was the kind... ...read full
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Jeremy Piven is a sensitive flower
Jeremy Piven is apparently still testy about the sushi incident that allegedly forced him to quit the Broadway run of "Speed the Plow." Before his Thursday appearance on It's On with Alexa Chung, the actor got into a shouting... ...read full
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Kate Gosselin still loves 'the Jon I knew'
Kate Gosselin appeared on Today this morning where she naturally whipped out her trademark narrating skills to sell viewers a line of bullshit crafted by TLC publicists and her divorce attorney: On if she still loves Jon: "When I... ...read full story
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Whitney Port's nipple says 'How do you do?'
Here's Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I... ...read full
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Jude Law's baby mama in her underwear
Turns out Samantha Burke, the woman carrying Jude Law's baby, has been documenting her pregnancy on her Photobucket page. And by documenting I mean taking sexy pictures of herself in her underwear that makes me realize I really need... ...read full
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Michael Jackson's friend claims to be Paris' father
Michael Jackson's longtime friend Mark Lest is claiming he donated the sperm that resulted in Paris Jackson coming out of Debbie Rowe's uterus, according to TMZ: Lester, who spoke with News of the World, says he is willing to... ...read full story
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Michael Jackson's friend claims he's Paris' father
Michael Jackson's longtime friend Mark Lest is claiming he donated the sperm that resulted in Paris Jackson coming out of Debbie Rowe's uterus, according to TMZ: Lester, who spoke with News of the World, says he is willing to... ...read full story
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Rachel Nichols is hot and other news
- Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman spent last night turning his kids' college fund into liquor. So that's how he gets laid... [PopEater] - Lindsay Lohan gets bitchslapped by UK Elle. [Lainey Gossip] - Ashlee Simpson apparently thinks album... ...read full
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Kate Moss is topless again
Here's Kate Moss sunbathing topless in Saint Tropez yesterday. As many times as I've seen her nipples just this year alone, I'm pretty much convinced Kate's father was murdered in front of her by a bra. Which is why... ...read full
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Doug Reinhardt romancing Paris in Fiji
Doug Reinhardt is doing his best to get back in the good/itchy graces of Paris Hilton, according to E! News: He's rented a private island in Fiji for the two of them, where they are currently spending their time... ...read full story
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Heidi Montag's Playboy Cover
Heidi Montag unveiled her new Playboy cover at the LA premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra last night which is smart considering it's a film aimed at fanboys whose only sexual outlet is porn. However, it's not... ...read full
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Jon Gosselin is still with Hailey. Why not?
Seen here in their "Kate's Totally Getting the Kids" photo shoot, Jon Gosselin was spotted with Hailey Glassman yesterday who he's apparently still dating, according to RadarOnline: And while Jon has been seen with other women, it was clear... ...read full story
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Ashton Kutcher defies God's will, escapes death
Ashton Kutcher, who's apparently in Boyz II Men now, and Demi Moore's plane had to make an emergency landing yesterday in Vegas after their engine overheated, according to People: The two were flying to New York following the Las... ...read full
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Eric Dane shirtless and other news
- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It's Michael Jackson. I'm surprised they didn't find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. "Twenty years it take you to find me,... ...read full
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John Hughes dies at 59
Director John Hughes died of a heart attack today, according to TMZ: Hughes suffered the heart attack while taking a morning walk during a trip to NYC to visit family. He directed such '80s hit films as "The Breakfast... ...read full story
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Sharon Stone wants you to see her nipples
Sharon Stone poses topless for Paris Match despite the fact she's 51, and Basic Instinct hasn't been part of the cultural zeitgeist in over a decade. Not that I'm equating this to some random elderly woman taking her shirt... ...read full
The Superficial - Because You're Ugly
